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"Sometimes you just have to put on lipgloss and pretend to be psyched"

-Mindy Kaling




wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

"I drag myself out of nightmares each morning and find there’s no relief in waking. Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”


love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole


All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"




please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact there is still news breaking is concerning




new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void




Friends, let us rejoice, for it is finally time for a giveaway!!

If selected, you get one of the following books:

  1. Marvel’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier Prelude
  2. Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Long Way Home (season 8 vol 1)
  3. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith
  4. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  5. The Rime of the Ancient Mariner and Other Poems by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  6. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky (X2)
  7. Wreck This Journal by Keri Smith
  8. An Abundance of Katherines by John Green
  9. 12 Years a Slave by Soloman Northup
  10. The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
  11. The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
  12. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte


  • Reblog this post
  • be following me
  • be alright with giving me your address, I gotta send this someplace
  • have an askbox which is OPEN

if all goes to plan I will draw the winners at random at the start of September, and then they’ll pick which one they want and the next person will have one less thing to pick from (you have all summer, enter as many times as you want.)

Also im UK based and I hesitantly say ill ship anywhere (oh god this is going to bankrupt me isn’t it)

Good Luck!

Deadline extended to the start of October! (I probably wouldn’t have been posting them til I got my student loan anyway) so add to your queue reblog whatever have fun (and maybe tag with which you want to save some time)




Why does an animated television show understand love better than government

can we just talk about the fact that Homer ships Lenny and Carl

Everyone ships lenny and carl


having a friend that’s significantly younger than you


Favorite movies:  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

"Did you actually believe, or are you truly naïve enough to think that children stood a chance against us? I’ll make this simple for you, Potter. Give me the prophecy now, or watch your friends die."



So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this




So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this



If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.